23 9 / 2014

squish-muffin69:

Maybe if I move slowly he won’t see me

squish-muffin69:

Maybe if I move slowly he won’t see me

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23 9 / 2014

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

(via nepetacide)

23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

docmario:

"whos fucking child is this"

docmario:

"whos fucking child is this"

(via phunnyneon)

23 9 / 2014

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

(Source: tampire, via nepetacide)

23 9 / 2014

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via steamuserid)

23 9 / 2014

johannathemad:

schrodingersvet:

crab-cakes:

mukuroikusaba:

image

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.

How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet

(Source: byrde, via superasiangeek)

23 9 / 2014

coelasquid:

dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

Iceland also has a population of like 325,000 people, so uh, it’s worth noting that it’s a lot easier to get that many people to agree on something. It’s like taking a population of people comparable to Pittsburgh and putting them on an island the size of Kentucky away from the rest of North American politics.

(Source: micdotcom)

23 9 / 2014

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

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23 9 / 2014

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

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23 9 / 2014

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23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

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23 9 / 2014

coelasquid:

unamusedsloth:

Dads at One Direction concerts [via]

Rebleb for Tish.